Flophouse Presents

We've upped our standards, so up yours!

Laugh with them, drink with them, crap your pants with them. It’s time to have some fun. They’re just two (sometimes drunk) sailors telling tales and cracking jokes.

Thank you. Thank YOU! your support means the world. Other's mooch off of free services but you have very kindly donated your hard earned money. That means the a lot to us. Welcome to the Flophouse.

As a bonus you also get this video from our old Patreon page for your enjoyment. 

Why subscribe to Patreon? We'll let ShieldSy explain.